You Know You're Getting Old When...

My oldest daughter and I were sitting here laughing the other day about some of the happenings in my life and I came up with this list...
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The #10 reason You know you're getting old is when...
Someone gives you a compliment and it embarrasses you!
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#9 - You know you're getting old when...
You try to play a trick on your family, it backfires and the trick is on you!
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#8 - You know you're getting old when...
You bite your own tongue so hard that it takes 4 & 1/2 days to heal and be able to eat again without pain! Ouch...
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#7 - You know you're getting old when...
You can remember the days when if you said you were hot, it meant the temperature and if you said you were gay, it meant you were happy. (A closet was a place you hung your clothes.)
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#6 - You know you're getting old when...
You can no longer play "Chubby" with the kids... because you are!
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#5 - You know you're getting old when...
You get scared at night and the howling you hear is the sound of the wind, NOT a coyote ready to pounce on you!
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#4 - You know you're getting old when...
You get your toe stuck in your vacuum cleaner & don't know how you did it.
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#3 - You know you're getting old when...
You go to town and notice people pointing at you and giggling - only to look down and see that you have on two completely different shoes!
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#2 - You know you're getting old when...
You can't find your glasses - then when you stand up they fall off your fanny!
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AND the #1 reason you know you're getting old is when...
You wake up in the morning and your Breathe-Right-Nose-Strip is stuck across your eyebrow! Whaaa???
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:O) Have a great day ~ Joyce
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