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ANWA Member since Oct. 2003 - Chapter President of "Write to the Point" writing group.
ANWA Member since Oct. 2003 - Chapter President of "Write to the Point" writing group.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Wahoo.. I'm here again, jiggity jig!
So this is the scoop: This gal (namely me) got sick and while sitting around trying to recuperate I read and read and read. Yep six or seven books got read during that time and little else. Then one thing after the other and I haven't gotten to do the book reviews of those books... but never fear I will eventually get to it.
Then our daughter Lisa graduated from College with honors... that was quite the awesome event (they even had soft chair with back in the stadium for us to sit on - wow, nice!) Pictures:
Over Memorial Day week-end we usually go camping (My sister, myself & family). This year we decided that I needed to go up early in order to save the good spots for us to have room for the family members to put up their tents. I left home on May 23rd picked up my daughter and off we went up to Willow Springs Lake, AZ. We got our tents all set up and the winds started and Tonya and I just about froze to death that night. My sister lent blankies to Tonya and we got though Tuesday night not quite as frozen... but still not comfy. We came back down to the valley for my granddaughter's graduation from High School and grabbed some more bedding and off we went back up to our adventure. After that the nights weren't quite as cold but we were not allowed to have campfires as usual up there due to all the dry conditions and the wind. We finally gave up and came home on Monday 30th. Lesson learned... May is still kinda chilly for tent camping in the Arizona mountains! If yer gonna go - go better prepared to keep warm & for no campfires!
Now don't think this experience has soured me from camping... I LOVE CAMPING! So it takes a lot to get me to not want to be up there. My nephew was totally impressed with me last year (he's off on his mission this year) because he had never seen anyone actually cook on the campfire grills. (Yes, I'm a very impressive gal. LOL)
Here are a few camping pictures for your enjoyment:
Then our daughter Lisa graduated from College with honors... that was quite the awesome event (they even had soft chair with back in the stadium for us to sit on - wow, nice!) Pictures:
Over Memorial Day week-end we usually go camping (My sister, myself & family). This year we decided that I needed to go up early in order to save the good spots for us to have room for the family members to put up their tents. I left home on May 23rd picked up my daughter and off we went up to Willow Springs Lake, AZ. We got our tents all set up and the winds started and Tonya and I just about froze to death that night. My sister lent blankies to Tonya and we got though Tuesday night not quite as frozen... but still not comfy. We came back down to the valley for my granddaughter's graduation from High School and grabbed some more bedding and off we went back up to our adventure. After that the nights weren't quite as cold but we were not allowed to have campfires as usual up there due to all the dry conditions and the wind. We finally gave up and came home on Monday 30th. Lesson learned... May is still kinda chilly for tent camping in the Arizona mountains! If yer gonna go - go better prepared to keep warm & for no campfires!
Now don't think this experience has soured me from camping... I LOVE CAMPING! So it takes a lot to get me to not want to be up there. My nephew was totally impressed with me last year (he's off on his mission this year) because he had never seen anyone actually cook on the campfire grills. (Yes, I'm a very impressive gal. LOL)
Here are a few camping pictures for your enjoyment:
Monday, May 9, 2011
Funny Stuff...
This week-end my sister and I went to Salt Lake City for the LDS storymakers Conference and Whitney Awards dinner. This award dinner is to authors, like the Oscars are to actors.
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Now the funny thing is that when packing for the Whitney Awards dinner (a fancy affair) I searched my closet for something dressy enough to not make me feel like an ol' farm girl (which I am) and something that I haven't out-grown (which is almost EVERYTHING). I found a glitzy gold blouse that I wore to a fancy affair once before, but I couldn't find the skirt I wore with it so I went and got a fancy pair of slacks and modeled for my husband and he said he liked them really well. Long story short - I went to press said slacks and forgot to check the setting and put iron marks all over the slacks! Grrr!!! Going back to the closet I found and tried on a fancy dress I've kinda grown out of - but decided it wasn't TOO tight and stuck it in my travel bag, grabbed a slip and pantyhose to go with it. The shoes I thought I still had that I bought with the dress were missing so I grabbed a different pair that sorta matched but weren't quite as fancy. Oh well, you can only do what you can do.
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Getting dressed the night of the Whitney's the slip I had brought hung below the skirt! So fancy dress with no slip. Then the pantyhose couldn't be worn with the shoes, because they had a toe divider. So fancy dress with no slip AND no hose. I put on my make-up perfectly. I fixed my hair as good as you can when you have the natural curls like I do. I put on my gold necklace and got two pair of earrings - putting one of each in my ears I asked my sister which pair looked best. When we got to the Hotel where the Whitney's were being held I realized I had on only one earring, I had forgotten to put the other one back on! So here I am at a fancy dinner in a fancy dress with no slip, no pantyhose, and only one earring on! I had no pockets so I couldn't take the earring off for fear I would loose it and it is very sentimental to me - so...
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I took my camera with me to take cool and amazing photo's of the fancy affair and when I sat down I decided to start my photo session with a picture of the salad and dessert that were set out so beautifully on the table. I took out the camera and took a lovely pic of the salad. I then zeroed in on the yummy dessert sitting there begging me to take a bite, click I took a picture and beep my camera battery went dead, I had left the case in my hotel room because it wasn't matching anything. So, end of photo op!
Some days everything goes perfectly and some days they don't!
~Joyce
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Thoughts and Quotes...
Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I like this quote because I can apply it to almost all walks of my life. I can change the words a little and wallah I have a complete new thought. For instance:
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Having a painting on your wall doesn't make you a painter any more than having a half finished one on your easel for over a year.
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I mean like does it really - right, huh. I like to tell people I paint but if I'm really honest with myself I should ask myself "when?" even though I have quite a few on my walls as do each of my seven children - its been since 2008 that I actually finished one. What's the definition of a painter or artist anyway? - Right?
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Or the one I'm working on now: Having a story half written on your computer doesn't make you an author any more than having a bookshelf.
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- Right? I can say I'm writing a book and I'm a writer but until I get one published - I'm really not an author... DANG!
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So with that thought I leave you to go work on my writing... my goal is to one day FINISH this! :O}
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~Joyce S of Tumbleweed Lane
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I like this quote because I can apply it to almost all walks of my life. I can change the words a little and wallah I have a complete new thought. For instance:
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Having a painting on your wall doesn't make you a painter any more than having a half finished one on your easel for over a year.
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I mean like does it really - right, huh. I like to tell people I paint but if I'm really honest with myself I should ask myself "when?" even though I have quite a few on my walls as do each of my seven children - its been since 2008 that I actually finished one. What's the definition of a painter or artist anyway? - Right?
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Or the one I'm working on now: Having a story half written on your computer doesn't make you an author any more than having a bookshelf.
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- Right? I can say I'm writing a book and I'm a writer but until I get one published - I'm really not an author... DANG!
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So with that thought I leave you to go work on my writing... my goal is to one day FINISH this! :O}
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~Joyce S of Tumbleweed Lane
Monday, February 28, 2011
Wow, What a Week-end...
This week-end I attended the fantastic ANWA Writing Conference held in Phoenix at the Crowne Plaza hotel. We were greeted then handed a great tote to carry all of our writings, notes, and supplies in. We then settled back to learn, learn, and learn. It was an incredible week-end.
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It started off Friday with a workshop given by the lively Elana Johnson, a skilled query authority. She gave us great tips and hands on help with queries and pitches. I even sat down and wrote one for my novel. Whoop, whoop, hooray! Elana was an energetic presenter and there was no snoring found anywhere in class. Great class that went on into the next hour after dinner. My pitch? You want to hear my pitch? Wow! Okay, okay but I'm warning you this is just a rough draft, it still needs to be tweaked. Okay this is what I wrote: "Suzanna Delrio has witnessed the burning and subsequent death of her husband. Now she fears her children will be left orphans, when she begins being terrorized by a stalker." So what do you think... would you read it?
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Chris Stewart gave the keynote address on Saturday morning. He filled us with story after story about how he got into the writing business - from Air Force pilot to author. He is a talented man. I truly enjoyed his comments.
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This year the organizers of the event invited two national agents and one LDS editor. Any writers could have signed up before hand for a nine minute pitch of their work to any of the three. In addition, after classes on Friday we went to a meet and greet where the presenters/attendees hung around and ate chocolate with the said agents and editor. I met and greeted people mingling around but didn't approach the editor or agents that were in animated conversations with others. I now kick myself for the lack of courage to join in those conversations. I'm too timid for my own good! I need to learn how to get some back-bone. In fact that's one of the things one of the agents said, "why didn't more people approach her? Why weren't we mingling and getting to know them?"
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One thing to help us with our courage or to keep us awake, (I'm not sure which - although I had no trouble keeping awake) during the classes on Saturday - they had bowls of chocolate sitting there for us to partake of. Yes, CHOCOLATE! :O) "Oh my goodness do you have no command over your own arms and mouth?" I wondered... didn't stop me though. :O}
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The other classes I attended were all great as well. I loved the class by Kirk Shaw, senior editor at Covenant Communications. His class was about finding the right publisher/agent and convincing them that you are right for them. He talked about how an author narrows down the best option for their manuscript and proving they're a good fit for the publisher/agent. Do we shine in personality and the way we present ourselves? If your publisher/agent is called by the media and asked if you can appear on Good Morning America or Jay Leno, etc - would we be able to do that or would he have to tell them no. If we did appear would we not only embarrass ourselves but our agents too? I teach - I've taught classes at Church most of my adult life, including Seminary and haven't embarrassed myself yet, but going on a national TV show? I can honestly say I'm not sure - something I certainly need to work on if I want to get published for sure. If I can't go up and talk to people that I don't know at Church, how would I measure up nationally?
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Probably the most anticipated, dreaded and valuable aspect of the conference were the Pitch Sessions. I sat in great anticipation and nerves along with my sister as she pitched her book to Kirk Shaw and ended up getting a request from him for her full manuscript. Fantastic stuff! When all is said and done, I wish that I had gotten my pitch prepared and signed up to pitch my book to Mr Shaw also. Shame on me, but I didn't know before this conference that you could actually pitch a book that wasn't finished yet. Yes, that's right - it didn't have to be a complete manuscript for them to ask for the full manuscript. They didn't want you to send it out to them the very next day anyway. I could have had even up to a year to send it to them and they would have happily taken it for consideration. WOW! Shoulda, coulda, woulda!!!
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Last but not least, I will end with this: I ate Waaaaaaay too much chocolate this week-end. Here I am trying to lose some flubber and I'm popping chocolate morsels into my mouth at every opportunity. Sheesh!!! Do you have NO control woman?
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... Joyce
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It started off Friday with a workshop given by the lively Elana Johnson, a skilled query authority. She gave us great tips and hands on help with queries and pitches. I even sat down and wrote one for my novel. Whoop, whoop, hooray! Elana was an energetic presenter and there was no snoring found anywhere in class. Great class that went on into the next hour after dinner. My pitch? You want to hear my pitch? Wow! Okay, okay but I'm warning you this is just a rough draft, it still needs to be tweaked. Okay this is what I wrote: "Suzanna Delrio has witnessed the burning and subsequent death of her husband. Now she fears her children will be left orphans, when she begins being terrorized by a stalker." So what do you think... would you read it?
.
Chris Stewart gave the keynote address on Saturday morning. He filled us with story after story about how he got into the writing business - from Air Force pilot to author. He is a talented man. I truly enjoyed his comments.
.
This year the organizers of the event invited two national agents and one LDS editor. Any writers could have signed up before hand for a nine minute pitch of their work to any of the three. In addition, after classes on Friday we went to a meet and greet where the presenters/attendees hung around and ate chocolate with the said agents and editor. I met and greeted people mingling around but didn't approach the editor or agents that were in animated conversations with others. I now kick myself for the lack of courage to join in those conversations. I'm too timid for my own good! I need to learn how to get some back-bone. In fact that's one of the things one of the agents said, "why didn't more people approach her? Why weren't we mingling and getting to know them?"
.
One thing to help us with our courage or to keep us awake, (I'm not sure which - although I had no trouble keeping awake) during the classes on Saturday - they had bowls of chocolate sitting there for us to partake of. Yes, CHOCOLATE! :O) "Oh my goodness do you have no command over your own arms and mouth?" I wondered... didn't stop me though. :O}
.
The other classes I attended were all great as well. I loved the class by Kirk Shaw, senior editor at Covenant Communications. His class was about finding the right publisher/agent and convincing them that you are right for them. He talked about how an author narrows down the best option for their manuscript and proving they're a good fit for the publisher/agent. Do we shine in personality and the way we present ourselves? If your publisher/agent is called by the media and asked if you can appear on Good Morning America or Jay Leno, etc - would we be able to do that or would he have to tell them no. If we did appear would we not only embarrass ourselves but our agents too? I teach - I've taught classes at Church most of my adult life, including Seminary and haven't embarrassed myself yet, but going on a national TV show? I can honestly say I'm not sure - something I certainly need to work on if I want to get published for sure. If I can't go up and talk to people that I don't know at Church, how would I measure up nationally?
.
Probably the most anticipated, dreaded and valuable aspect of the conference were the Pitch Sessions. I sat in great anticipation and nerves along with my sister as she pitched her book to Kirk Shaw and ended up getting a request from him for her full manuscript. Fantastic stuff! When all is said and done, I wish that I had gotten my pitch prepared and signed up to pitch my book to Mr Shaw also. Shame on me, but I didn't know before this conference that you could actually pitch a book that wasn't finished yet. Yes, that's right - it didn't have to be a complete manuscript for them to ask for the full manuscript. They didn't want you to send it out to them the very next day anyway. I could have had even up to a year to send it to them and they would have happily taken it for consideration. WOW! Shoulda, coulda, woulda!!!
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Last but not least, I will end with this: I ate Waaaaaaay too much chocolate this week-end. Here I am trying to lose some flubber and I'm popping chocolate morsels into my mouth at every opportunity. Sheesh!!! Do you have NO control woman?
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... Joyce
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Did You Know...
Did you know that one hour of vigorous house cleaning will burn 145 calories? YES 1 hour! Did you know that ten minutes of doing Jumping Jax will burn 108 calories? Yep, amazing isn't it? So if I could, I would do thirty minutes of Jumping Jax at a grand total of 324 or better yet do sixty minutes at a grand total of 648 burned calories... that's right - I said "If I could". I can barely get ten minutes in and that ONLY if my bladder is EMPTY! Sheesh!!! - old lady syndrome :O{
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So beyond doing the exercising and house cleaning I have set up on my computer a spreadsheet- it gives a place for my meals, snacks, etc and how much and what I eat and the calories for each and then it adds them up for me daily. The spreadsheet is for a month at a time. It also has a column for the exercising I do each day and how many calories were burned at days end. No not normal day's calories but the ones burned with planned exercise. I've found that when I know exactly what I'm putting in my mouth and how many calories it has- its easier for me to watch what I eat... so here's to loosing some of this flubber and feeling good on top of that! Yippeee...
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Yes, I realize its going to take a long time for me to do this - its not an overnight remedy (darn) and that I'm going to have to make myself work out, even when I don't want to, in order to be successful - but I have a goal and a time-line for that goal- so I'm hoping I don't get derailed.
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Ok - drum roll... stay tuned for the earlier mentioned contest, it will appear next week AFTER the ANWA Writing Conference I'm leaving for tomorrow...
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L8er - Joyce
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So beyond doing the exercising and house cleaning I have set up on my computer a spreadsheet- it gives a place for my meals, snacks, etc and how much and what I eat and the calories for each and then it adds them up for me daily. The spreadsheet is for a month at a time. It also has a column for the exercising I do each day and how many calories were burned at days end. No not normal day's calories but the ones burned with planned exercise. I've found that when I know exactly what I'm putting in my mouth and how many calories it has- its easier for me to watch what I eat... so here's to loosing some of this flubber and feeling good on top of that! Yippeee...
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Yes, I realize its going to take a long time for me to do this - its not an overnight remedy (darn) and that I'm going to have to make myself work out, even when I don't want to, in order to be successful - but I have a goal and a time-line for that goal- so I'm hoping I don't get derailed.
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Ok - drum roll... stay tuned for the earlier mentioned contest, it will appear next week AFTER the ANWA Writing Conference I'm leaving for tomorrow...
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L8er - Joyce
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Didn't die and go to Heaven...
Wow all you marvelous people out there that have been sitting on pins and needles waiting anxiously for me to come alive - be restored from the lost- or that thought I had died and gone to Heaven... I'm Once Again Here! Yippee...
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So many things kept me from posting... sick, computer didn't want to work, gone, computer crashed once again!, went to Texas and so many number of things that I can't name them all, so please, please don't ask me to - but I'm here now.
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So first thing is that I want to report - I DID GET BRAVE and submitted the first Chapter of the novel I'm writing to the First Chapter contest at the Storymakers Conference which I'll be going to in May! Wow, I'm so brave it gags me! :O}
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Another wowie for me is that I finally decided to figure out what's made me look the way I look! Well I already knew - yum, yum - but I'm now trying to do something about it! Dang do I still get Chocolate? Isn't that the staple of life??? While I was in Texas I asked my daughter-in-law to help me loose some of this flubber... she took me down to YMCA gym and off we went on the treadmill and she taught me how to use it. All these years I always thought you got on set a walking speed and walked, and walked - never breaking a sweat mind you! With Donelle's help I've learned that I actually know how to sweat... never thought I could unless I was in 115 degree weather. Now I know better! WOW can I sweat!!! Yep I know it's not lady-like, but when you're at the gym - who cares?!?!?! Well, with two weeks of a lot of hard work and sweat at the YMCA I've lost... drum roll here... 2 whole pounds, yes two pounds, two weeks - two pounds! WHOOP, Whoop!!! LOL I'm not giving up yet though! I'm home now and have a treadmill of my own, a bike, a boxing bag, and all manner of equipment... wish me luck. :O)
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So stay tuned tomorrow and I'll tell you more of my plan AND a contest I'm going to hold! Yes that's right a contest... everyone likes contests -right?!?!? L8er....
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So many things kept me from posting... sick, computer didn't want to work, gone, computer crashed once again!, went to Texas and so many number of things that I can't name them all, so please, please don't ask me to - but I'm here now.
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So first thing is that I want to report - I DID GET BRAVE and submitted the first Chapter of the novel I'm writing to the First Chapter contest at the Storymakers Conference which I'll be going to in May! Wow, I'm so brave it gags me! :O}
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Another wowie for me is that I finally decided to figure out what's made me look the way I look! Well I already knew - yum, yum - but I'm now trying to do something about it! Dang do I still get Chocolate? Isn't that the staple of life??? While I was in Texas I asked my daughter-in-law to help me loose some of this flubber... she took me down to YMCA gym and off we went on the treadmill and she taught me how to use it. All these years I always thought you got on set a walking speed and walked, and walked - never breaking a sweat mind you! With Donelle's help I've learned that I actually know how to sweat... never thought I could unless I was in 115 degree weather. Now I know better! WOW can I sweat!!! Yep I know it's not lady-like, but when you're at the gym - who cares?!?!?! Well, with two weeks of a lot of hard work and sweat at the YMCA I've lost... drum roll here... 2 whole pounds, yes two pounds, two weeks - two pounds! WHOOP, Whoop!!! LOL I'm not giving up yet though! I'm home now and have a treadmill of my own, a bike, a boxing bag, and all manner of equipment... wish me luck. :O)
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So stay tuned tomorrow and I'll tell you more of my plan AND a contest I'm going to hold! Yes that's right a contest... everyone likes contests -right?!?!? L8er....
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